I got to see A Simple Life last night. And, boy was it funny!

Comedy flicks or shows aren't always stupid. Sometimes, artists create intelligent jokes which turn out to be really funny. But, A Simple Life isn't that kind of comedy.

I don't know if Paris Hilton is playing stupid or she's just plain stupid. I was laughing my heart out last night because of her stupidity. Sure, she may be one of the richest under 25 or whatever but can somebody get to be that dumb or stupid? Can you imagine, one of the richest kids in the United States, doesn't know what a well is? She doesn't even know what Walmart is! I mean, a well, didn't they teach that in grade school or even in kindergarten? Sheesh. And, Walmart! I mean, hello, it may not be as striking as the shops in Beverly Hills or God-Knows-Where-I-Don't-Know, but puh-leez, Walmart?!? She even said, "What's Walmart? Is it like where they sell walls?" Beat that. Walls!?! Didn't her filthy rich parents send her to school? Was she born with high heels on her feet and she walked directly to the ramp? Whoah!

I must say that Nicole Ritchie has a whole lot more brain than Paris Hilton. Well, she, at least, knows what Walmart is.

I was laughing the whole time but i sort of pity them. Of course, I know that I am not in the position to pity them because, hell, I couldn't spend over $5,000.00 in just one store. But, at least, I do have brains. What do the other people think of them? Others being the other rich people in their side of the globe. Well, they may not be able to react. For all I know, they may be as stupid as Paris. Why can't they be like Oprah? She's rich and all that but she's smart. I mean, she knows what a well is and what Walmart is!

I can't believe myself! I'm wasting my oh-so-precious time saying that Paris Hilton is such a twit. Maybe I'm just jealous. NO. Not maybe. I AM jealous. Argh. I wish I had her money. My gosh! Can you believe that? Over $5,000.00 in one store! Whoah!

I just wish them well. Not the well, where you get the water okay. Haha!

To more worthwhile things...

Now that I am in college, I am more, more, more something! I now have a knack for original CDs and concerts and gadgets and books and all that worldly stuff. Yeah, I am such a, a, a, I don't know what! As of now, I only have 3 original CDs (Nyoy Volante with the Mannos: Acoustic, Alicia Keys: Songs in A Minor and Usher: Confessions. I have been to only 3 concerts. Two of which were treats from my mom's friend and my friend. The other one, I paid for it! Gadgets? Hmm. I'm really into it but I don't have the money to buy those kinds of things. Books. Well, I'm just in the process of beginning to like reading. I don't know.

I bought a PC Buyer's Guide and T3 Magazine. Whoah! The gadgets inside were like the dream gadgets of every college kid. There was this Bentley car which is like the best car in the world. Then, there's the iPod which is really a necessity for all the music lovers out there. Then, the iPaq which schedule-freaks could use. Then, a Sony projector for watching movie flicks and cable channels. There was also a microwave oven which could scan the bar code and it will automatically determine how many minutes it would need for reheating. Microwave. College kid. What's the relationship? College is equal to laziness. So, the college students need more for-the-lazy gadgets and appliance. I know you get me. Of course, there's the laptops and PCs and cellphones and cameras and video recorders. I want to have all of those this Christmas. Whoah, that's one good Christmas!

Speaking of Christmas, my parents will not be here this Christmas. My mom's in Canada and my dad's in God-Knows-Where. I hate this thought. I might celebrate the birth of Christ crying. I don't like that!

Christmas. Christmas. Christmas. Christmas list. Christmas gifts. Christmas hangouts. Christmas cards. Christmas calls. Christmas balls. Christmas trees. Christmas. I just love Christmas!

God bless y'all!